Story time with Mr. Boomtruck

A little bird flew very far to a very distant land, when it got there it found it was a cold, frozen place, and the bird froze to death. A cow passed by and took a dump on the bird, the warm shit that fell melted the ice and he was resurrected. Alive again but still buried, he started chirping. A cat passed by and heard his cries and dug him out of the shit. Then the cat ate the bird. Moral of the story: The person who takes a dump on you, isn't always your enemy, and the person who digs you out of the shit, isn't always your friend.